Esprit Nueva Canada
Alias:
Essie
Age:
3 years
Height:
3'4"
Weight:
39 lbs.
Status:
Serving time
©
Canada
2001
Updated
4/7/01
Update: Esprit
hits the gym
Laurinburg, NC: Despite her extensive criminal history, Esprit Canada
has used her notorious charm to shorten her time in an Indiana gulag.
In January, she was transfered to a North Carolina facility, where she
has developed a frightening new hobby.
"She's pumping iron," the facility warden announced apprehensively in a recent press conference. "We're seeing a hardened criminal becoming harder--and tougher and stronger. We can't keep her here forever, and, when she goes free, America could be in trouble."